BBQed human?
An initial look around th e house to find some junk lead me to spot the BBQ which is about to die in the gas jet department at which stage I will be eagerly awaiting the next inorganic rubbish tip. In fact each time the inorganic comes around it seem every second house has a BBQ to through out. Here is my DIY resourceful solution...
As far as I can tell with the right tweaks our BBQ would form quite a tidy lounge deck chair to roast in the sun.